When I first saw this site, I was befuddled.  Why would one make a mockery of my name; why would one lay such an insult upon my character?  To compare me to the likes of arrogant, selfish characters such as Kobe Bryant is truly a slap in my face.  The purple and gold that adorn this page are an insult to the very core of my being.  The author of this page had to be a person of little class and little self respect.  To my utter astonishment it was none other than Omar Ahmed, my once best friend.  "Tall Omar," I queried, "Why ever would you perform such an act of tasteless abhorrence?"  "HaHaha," he guffawed, gay smile mired in his countenance.  This marked the end of my friendship with Omar, as I never really liked him, but simply kept him around as my friend in order to familiarize myself with the habits and nuances of five year old children.  Omar seems to have an identity crisis, first he thought he was black, then he thought he was asian, now I think he believes hes Australian, hence his trip to Australia to bond with the kangaroos.  Omar's life will be flipped completely upside down as he will no longer be able to access XANGA from Australia, OMARRR whatever will you do, no XANGA, no FRIENDSTER, no AIM, your whole social network in ruinsss!  GOOOOOD, nobody really likes you, they just use you for cheap laughs and occasional meaningless conversation.  You are a waste of air to society, I would rather give your oxygen to a lice infested rodent half covered in fungus!  Even then, it would make a better use of this oxygen than you! 

HAHHHA ok ok sorry, im juss messin, i love omar, hes my bro fo life, always keeps me outta strife, thas riiiite if he was a girl id be his wiiiife, hahhha kiddingggg.  so yeah that was omar before, in all of the previous entries, not me, im not dat fobby (for those of you who lack the abcd vocabulary, fobby is a term used to represent those who are Fresh Off the Boat, hence they have heavy accents and unpleasant smells)!  hahha newayyyy yallz take cur, everybody have a ballin break, ill see you on da flip side, peeeeace!

One more final then I am done.

But I dont like party so I will study more because study is fun.

------->me studying
------->me not studying

Happy Christmas and Merry New Year!

Asad's Dholki was very fun. I was a very funny, funny man. I said funny things in urdu.

Now I'm going to Jasmin's to celabrate my friend Haroon's birdaaay.
HAPPY BIRDAAAY HAROOOON!!

Tommorow is Eid! Yaay! I'm so happy.

Here's my Happy Eid song:
Hello, it's the Eiiiiid.
I will help people in neeeeed.
If you want to see meeeee.
Come and celebrate Eiiid!

I got Premium Xanga trial. I don't know, its confusing so I won't do anything with it.

I'm going to be baaaalliiing tommorow. I'm sure Omar will take pictures and put them on his xanga like always.

Today is Durani's 21st birday. . Happy birdaaay 21 Durani! Don't know what we are going to do?
Maybe take, shots of maple syrup because we cannot drunk. Yaay!

I do another update now because I do not want to do the study.

Law School appalacations are hard. I am almost done with all of them so it is good.

I hope I get into good ones. Somewhere in California maybe? UT is good too. If all else fails, I am sure I will get into expensive SMU.

I am worried, I hope I do not fail Law School.
I have to have hopes up! I will pass Law School!
Like Little Jon says: "Lets goooooooo!!"